Pete was an unremarkable crab.
Nothing special at all, in fact plain, dull and drab.
He lived under a rock in Stonehaven's bay
And his goal was to dream his whole life away.
One morning he realised he was wasting his time
Under his rock, soaking in the brine.
So he pooled all his money and got an ambition
then he went and signed up for martial art tuition.
Over several years he perfected his skill
Till he could do back flips and his pincers could kill
He was subtly scuttley, agile and quick
He had starfish shuriken he could throw with a flick.
Relentlessly he patrolled the sea
a crustaceous courageous vigilante.
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